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| The Mysteries of God |
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A man, trying to understand the mysteries of God, spoke:
"Lord," the man began, "how long is a million years to you?"
God replied "To me, a million years is like a minute."
The man then asked, "Lord, how much is a million dollars to you?"
"To me," said God, "a million dollars is like a penny."
The man paused for a moment, and spoke again: "Lord, may I please have a penny?"
God smiled and said, "Sure, I'll give it to you in just a minute." |
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